a return to normalcy a.k.a. the douchbag contest

Yeah so I'm very aware that I don't post, ever, but I think I'm going to try and work on that. It is a New Year's resolution I'm having for Valentine's day.

Today I saw the most amazing thing at the Jewel. I didn't realize it at the time, but apparently there was a "biggest douchebag" contest going on, in which I was an accidental participant. I saw a dude with a bluetooth phone (douchebag) which I have come to expect from this area. This is not noteworthy because there are a lot of regular ass douchbags in and around Deerfield. But then he turned his head and a SECOND bluetooth was revealed.

And then it happened. Up from a primordial organ within mine own body did surge an explosion of laughter so powerful that I turned heads. Thinking quickly, I looked away at some chips (el ranchero chips to be exact), but I'm pretty sure they saw through that rouse. I didnt care, it was worth it. I packed up my cart full of protein bars and axe body spray and left.